Enter Florida and Maryland

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A girl with blonde hair and blue eyes was dragging a girl with auburn brown hair and green eyes, though both girls looked to be in their teens. The blonde was giggling and the brunette was grinning.

"C'mon, Melanie! We gotta try to get there before the Countries get there!" the blonde said with a huge grin.

The brunette, Melanie, rolled her eyes teasingly. "We're here three hours early, Summer. Who would be here so early?"

"Probably Iggy? Daddy does say he likes to be early sometimes..." Summer muttered, stopping at large double doors.

"Or Germany..." Melanie added. "What if he gets mad?"

Summer snorted. "He'd probably be too busy getting everything done and perfect. Or yelling at Italy to pay attention?"

The two girls then opened the door, quickly getting to work. Luck happened to be on their side, as no one was in the room. As soon as the trap was placed above Iggy's seat, they hid under the table. As soon as they were hidden, the doors opened and Germany rushed in, quickly getting the Meeting Room prepared.

Within an hour, more Countries started to pile into the room. As soon as everyone sat down, Summer glanced to the seat to their right. Iggy was here, perfect!

Melanie grinned as she pulled out a remote control. She pressed the middle button and a near by MatchBox car was pushed by a toy robot's arm. The toy car then hit a bunch of little marbles, which then rolled down a small ramp into a small bucket. The bucket was tied to a rope, which tightened when the bucket was quickly lowered and landed with a soft thud. The string then proceeded to pull something above the Englishman's head.

As a result, the Brit suddenly jumped up and yelped. He was soaked, head to toe, by fairly cold tap water. "BLOODY HELL!" He looked up, before glaring at the laughing American on the floor. "What the hell was that for, you git?!"

America immediately stopped laughing, sitting up. "Dude, why're you blaming me? I didn't do it!"

It was then the Countries heard muffled giggling and snickering. Italy clung to Germany, screaming about ghosts. However, to everyone's surprise, America only froze; his eyes grew wide and his face turned a bit... pale?

Germany managed to peel Italy off of him and stared at the table. "Ze laughter iz coming from there?" He then proceeded to get on his hands and knees, carefully pulling up the table cloth.

America suddenly jumped in front of the German, giving a forced laugh. "Haha! Er, I'm sure it's nothing! A-Anyway, let's just get back to the meeting! It's about Global Warming, right?!"

While America was ranting, Canada was watching Russia worriedly. He tried clearing his throat. "U-Um, America...? R-Russia is-"

"There are tiny girls hiding. They will become one with Mother Russia, da?" Russia said, holding the table cloth up.

America tensed slightly and yanked the Russian away from the table. "Over my dead body, you fuckin' Commie!" he growled, giving a slight glare. He sighed and rubbed his forehead, looking at the table. "Girls, I know you're under there. Come out, or no Disney World and crabs for a week."

Instantly, Summer and Melanie jumped out from under the table. All the present Countries stared at the two girls with many mixed emotions. Some were shocked, some were amused, and one was even a bit fearful (granted when Italy saw the girls, he went into his usual happy mode). Overall, the entire world was completely confused.

Summer flailed her arms, pouting. "No! You can't take away Disney World! I'd die without it!"

"I need my crabs! Crabs are love, crabs are life!" Melanie exclaimed. Summer stared at the brunette, scrunching up her nose. "Yes, I know what that meme is, but that's how precious crabs are to me!"

"In that case, Disney is love! Disney is life!" Summer stuck her tongue at Melanie. She yelped when Mel simply grabbed her tongue.

"Hah! You shouldn't be sticking your tongue at me!" Melanie smirked in triumph. "Besides, crabs are better!"

Summer gasped and tried to pry Mel's fingers off her tongue. "Ta'e i' back!"

As the countries watched the girls argue, America groaned in annoyance. That caused everyone in the room to stare at the proud USA. "Melanie Hope and Summer Rosa! Stop, this instant, or I'll ground you both for two weeks!"

Summer and Melanie froze instantly. They simultaniously let go of each other and stood at attention. "S-Sorry, Daddy!" they both exclaimed.

At that, England choked on his own saliva. "D-Daddy?! Since when were you a father, America?!"

America gave a small, tired smile. "The cat's outta the bag, huh? Well, if you must know, Iggy, I've been a dad since the 1700's!" America then proudly placed his hands on his hips, giving a hero pose. One could almost see the American flag in the background. "Girls, introduce yourselves!"

Realizing they weren't in trouble, the girls grinned. Summer gave an exagerated bow. "My name's Summer Rosa Jones. I like all things Disney, dressing up for Halloween, and oranges! Definetely oranges. Oh! And, I'm the awesome Sunshine State of Florida~!"

Melanie gave a careless salute, grinning even more. "I'm Melanie Hope Jones! It's nice to meet you all! I like crabs, the ocean, swimming, and crabs! I'm the State of Maryland~!"

Summer snorted and playfully poked Mel's cheek. "Mel, you said crabs twice, silly!"

The State of Maryland only shrugged. "So? I love crabs!" Both girls jumped when Melanie's ringtone started playing.

"JOHHNNNN CENAAAAAA!" blared her phone. Melanie squeeked and hurriedly pulled out her phone, pressing the 'talk' button. "Hello...?"

On the other side, a boy yelled. "MARYLAND, WHERE THE BLOODY HELL ARE YOU AND FLORIDA?! THE STATE MEETING STARTED AN HOUR AGO!"

Melanie squeeked and held the phone away from her ear. She huffed and replied, "Well, soooorrry, Massachusetts! There's no need to yell in my damn ear! I'm probably gonna go deaf now..."

"Hiya, Massie!" Summer exclaimed, completely unaffected by the boy's shouting. "Oh, oh! Massie, say hi to Iggy!"

On cue, both England and Massachusetts yelled, "Don't bloody call me that!"

The only reply Massachusetts and England got was laughter. Mel hung up and the two girls then left, running out the room.

As soon as the girls left, England glared at America. "You have some explaining to do, you git." He sighed in annoyance as America only laughed in reply.

End chapter~! So, yeah, let me know what you all think! :3

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