NINJAGO PARODIES (Completed)

23. Dark Matter- Zane

Sup guys, I'm back! Yeesh, so many requests coming in! I'll try and get to all of your requested parodies!

Today's parody was requested by.... The Glacier shippin' @XXZANEJULIENXX! Yay!

So we finally are getting songs, from the TWENNEH FURST CENTURYYYYY! (It's a Ninjago song called 21st Century Ninja)

So, Zane was requested to sing Dark Horse, by Katy Perry (feat. Juicy J)! Because of the rapping part, I'm going to drag Cole again to do the rapping!

#Glacier Everyone!

[ Cole:]

Yeah?

Ya'll know what shippin' is

Zane X

Cole

Let's say,

[Zane:]

I knew, fangirls

You were gonna ship me

And here Cole is

But fanfics better choose carefully

'Cause I, I'm capable of making things

Of fighting and seeing things

Make me your titanium

Make me your hero, truly

But don't make 'em your frienemy, your frienemy, your frienemy

So you wanna ship me with brother Cole

Boy, they do know what they're thinking of,

Fans, do you dare to ship us?

Cause I'm written in like Dark Matter

Are you shippin' for, shippin' for

A perfect world, perfect world,

Cause once Cole's mine, once Cole's mine

There's no erupting back

Mark their words,

This ship will make fans leap with joy

Like a falcon

Like a falcon redigitalized

But down, like sure,

If fans choose to write away, don't stay awake

It's in the palm of The LEGO Group now

It's a yup or nope, or maybe

So just be sure before you draw it all, ya see,

Draw it all, draw it all, ya see,

So you wanna ship me with brother Cole

Boy, they do know what they're thinking of,

Fans, do you dare to ship us?

Cause I'm written in like Dark Matter

Are you shippin' for, shippin' for

A perfect world, perfect world,

Cause once Cole's mine, once Cole's mine (boy shippin')

There's no erupting back

[Cole - Rap Verse:]

Huh,

Fans are OP,

I call 'em Karma (love back)

They ship us all about

Like GreenFlame too (Wow)

Be cautious

Try not to leave 'em on

Fangirls bomb us with stereotypes

Cause their fanluv is so long

Fans may call us Bæs

When you see them

If fans get the chance you'd better ship him

Zane's as sweet as rice but if you break his source

He'll turn icy as a refrigerator

That Ninjago tale ending with a ninja in shining outfit

Girls will be my Sleeping Beauty

I'm gon' put 'em in a trance

Woot!

Gosh, I think they love me

Battled so bad, I'm sprung and I loving dis

They ship me like a roller coaster

Turned New Ninjago City into "I don't care" ("I don't care!")

Fanluv is like da bomb,

They were tryna hit it and ship us

But all they groan,

I messed around and got real shipped

[Zane:]

So you wanna ship me with brother Cole

Boy, they do know what they're thinking of, (They should know)

Fans, do you dare to ship us?

Cause I'm written in like Dark Matter

Are you shippin' for, shippin' for

A perfect world, perfect world,

Cause once Cole's mine, once Cole's mine

There's no erupting back

EEK!!!! OUR LET IT GO PARODY NEEDS SOME FANLUV (@Ninjago-TMNT-Fanluv lol), BECAUSE IT'S HITTING 200 VIEWS!!! (When I wrote dis it was at 199 views -_-)

Hope ya enjoyed today's awesome parody, and thank you for all the votes and views! If we actually make it to 2.0K, I will cri :') I am so proud of Ninjago Parodies and Wattpad for making my writing dreams come true. Cya!

Don't forget: NO MORE SUGGESTIONS UNLESS I SAY SO!

Miki Go Kaboom