Just call me daddy (Donald trump X shrek a true love story)

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Shrek is so happy because his wife and kids just left him. He hated that twat anyway and his kids were always so annoying.

Shrek was on his way to his out house and he saw a very, very handsome man walking up to him. The man said to Shrek "hello I'm Donald trump and I'm running for president to make America gr8 again"
Right then shrek felt the happiest he has ever been. Shrek was so nervous to respond "well then you got my vote". The man gave him a paper and left in his truck. Shrek was heartbroken. Then shrek opened up the paper and it said "JOHN CENA " (jk, it actually said) "meet me down down the street in ten min". Shrek felt so happy and forgot he had to take a sh*t.
When Shrek got there the man said " hi my name is Donald trump and yours". Shrek was so happy. "Shrek" Shrek responded. "how about I take you on a date tomorrow Shrek." Shrek was speechless. "yes I would love that" Shrek said excitedly. "Okay I'll pick you up at your house Shrek" Donald said "okay, I love you Donald trump" Shrek said. But Donald did not hear any thing he was long gone in his lovey white truck.