Just call me daddy (Donald trump X shrek a true love story)

Donald X Shrek is back

(Yes, I'm back)
Donald felt sad in hell so he decided to find a new love, Satan. So he went find his new love. "OMG satan I luv u soooo much like XDDDD" Donald said but satan declined. Donald was so upset, but then Pepe The Frog came up to Donald and said "I will b3 ur new luv XDD". Donald was thrilled to have a new love. "OMG the P3P3 the frog wants to b3 my new luv XDD" Donald said "well i'm Xx_D0NALD_xX" "i'm so gay right now Donny" pepe said "I luv u"
5 hours
"HELP ME DONNY" Pepe was yelling. Pepe was being held at gun point by, but how could it be, but I was SHREK!! Donald came and saw Shrek he was so happy. "Fck off Pepe my love Shrek is here". They started to kiss each other. "Ugh Donny stop that sht" pepe said "I said f off I'm in love with Shrek"
1 hour later
Pepe left and Shrek and Donald are happily in love
the end (but probably not)