a/n so I've changed the name of this to tumblr posts cuz that's all I ever write buh bye
When I was 6 years old I was being babysat my some girls down the street and they were talking about their friend who got pregnant and I was like "what's pregnant" and they were like "it means fat" so when I got in the car with my dad to go home I was like "dad I'm pregnant" and he hit the breaks and looked at me so mortified for about 5 minutes and he said "rin your fucking six years old" and then kept driving
Yesterday at the mall this guy tried stealing a phone and he was running out the store and my mom tripped him and screamed "SWIPER NO SWIPING "
Things you can do at the uk at 16 years of age
. Get married (with parental permission)
. Start a family
. Join the army where they use guns and bombs and shit
.move out
Things you can't do at the uk at 16 years of age
. Buy a pair of scissors
My cat licked my forehead and then tapped it with her paw I think I just got baptized
I had a dream where tornadoes were made illegal or something I just remember like a dozen police cars driving directly towards a tornado with their sirens on and all getting sucked into the tornado
THE DAVINCI HAS BEEN CRACKED
Ever thought that maybe when girls say they're fine when there're not, or there're not mad when they are is because the second they show any semblance of emotion is because there're written off as hysterical bitches that are probably on there're period
HEY EVERYBODY! ( if you get this i love you) *waves so I've changed this book into a funny tumblr post because I'm a lame ass bitch
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Tumblr- my-chemical-fall-out-boy-13
Wow I only have tumblr that's really depressing
Anyways buh bye
