A/n so this was on an ask on tumblr
"So me and my boyfriend broke up 2 months ago because he left me for another girl he met online but he doesn't know that, that girl is secretly me"
A/n I might just make this into a funny tumblr stuff book cuz idk what else's To post unless someone gives me a magical idea
Not my story btw
Story time: when I was 16 my mom and I were watching Ellen and my mom says
"Oh look my favorite lesbian"
And I said " I thought I was your favorite lesbian"
And she just stared at me for a second and said "oh Okay"
And we continued watching. And that's how i came out to my mother.
My favorite wisdom teeth removal story:
Gets wisdom teeth removed
Gets home high as shit
Get on the computer
Go to YouTube
Wants to listen to led zeppelin ( I don't even listen to the regularly)
Keep typing in led Zeppelin but nothing led Zeppelin related is coming up)
Get mad
Go to bed
Sleeps for like 12 hrs
Wake up
Go to delete my browser history like I usually do
"Loop zoop" searched on YouTube 25 times
I thought I was typing in led Zeppelin
One time in seventh grade everyone in my class got really quite so I said "dildo" just to see the ridiculous reaction since I knew how immature seventh graders were
For 30 minutes there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse
Because I said dildo
Voodoo doll pretty much explains my relationship with 5sos except its
I really like you
THIS ACTUALLY EXPLAINS FANGIRLING OVER THEM
It hurts in my head in my heart and my chest and I'm having trouble catching my breath
TELL ME WHERE YOUR HIDING YOUR VOODOO DOLL CAUSE YOUR SHIT IS RUINING MY LIFE
A/n oh my Carl I have 55 followers thank ya sooooo much
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Also follow me on tumblr: my-chemical-fall-out-boy-13
Luv ya
alex
