when i was little my brother gave me what i thought was amazing advice. he said ¨the best way to make sure no one hears you fart, is to force it out as hard as you can¨
so fast forward to forth grade. i was sitting in silent reading time. and i decided to put the advice to the test. the result was an extremely loud fart in the perfectly quiet room. not even my teacher was able to keep from laughing
