VVVVVV Shorts (Dead)

Super Smash Bros

   Note: unless the story has part (insert number) after the title, these stories are not in chronological order with the timeline, so you'll have to piece them together. That and these stories completely random.

Third Person

"GOD DAMN IT!!" Verdigris screeched, glaring at the smirking officer, who was holding the other Wii in his hand. Viridian laughed at this fact. How was the officer beating him every time? "DAMN YOU AND YOUR BLUE ROBOT!"

"Got a problem?" Vermilion replied, splitting his fingers into a V. Ever since they got the thing on one of their adventures/predicaments, Vermilion had been defeating everyone at this game. Every single time.

Well, except for Vitellary, who never tried.

The neon green villi's ranting was interrupted by that very guy entering the house, groaning with having to get the groceries.

"You!" Verdigris yelled, pointing a finger at Vitellary, who was putting the food away. The professor sighed.

  "What now?" The yellow villi shut the fridge and folded his arms.

  "Beat Vermilion in Smash!" Verdigris shouted, still pissed.

  "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, LET ME READ!!" Violet reprimanded from the bedroom, the giggling of the other doctor was also heard. Viridian laughed at Verdigris's flustered face, the corner of Vitellary's mouth twitching,

  "Just do it," he muttered as he sat on the arm of the chocolate brown couch. Vitellary casually walked over and took his place, sitting crossed-legged.

Vermilion, who was kneeling, smirked and went on the character select, and once again chose Megaman. Vitellary immediately selected Pikachu, which sent his opponent into hysterics.

"SERIOUSLY?! THAT WEAK LITTLE SON OF A BITCH?!" Vermilion howled with laughter, while Vitellary simply rolled his eyes as Violet gave up and walked over to watch. Victoria also decided to observe, intrigued.

Vermilion skipped ahead to the level select, and just to kick things up a notch, he choose the space platform as their fighting ground. The professor rolled his eyes and prepared.

  Vermilion made the first move, blasting away in an attempt to overwhelm Vitellary. It seemed it was going to be a quick win until he retaliated, slamming Pikachu into the ground in a thundershock attack, which stunned Megaman. This surprised the officer, but he shouldn't have stalled.

  Vitellary went on offense, slamming Pikachu again and again into Vermilion's character, spinning the Pokémon at such a rate that there was no room for him to attack.

Verdigris's grin became wider and wider as he watched. On the other hand, Vermilion's glare kept getting harder and harder. One could practically see the steam rising from his nostrils.

I believe that you, as the reader, already knew this would happen sooner or later, because then, Vitellary K.O.d him, sending Vermilion flying off the platform. Everyone whooped except for Vermilion obviously, and Vitellary grinned, pleased at his achievement.

Suddenly, all at once, all the fight seemed to disappear from his eyes, and he kindly shook Vitellary's hand. At least, that's what one would have thought.

Because, very very slightly, the corner of the red villi's mouth had twitched. And Viridian knew that Vitellary would be in a pickle very soon.

Time: 10:35 p.m.

Viridian shot up in his bed, suddenly awakened by a certain villi's voice rising about 10 octaves. Hyena-like laughter was heard from the same room.

'Yep. Same shit as always.' He chuckled to himself and snuggled back under the covers.

Finally! The third short has been uncovered! I've always wondered how high Vitellary's voice really could reach. Stay tuned for the next VVVVVV short!