pert 1!!!!111!!!!1!!111!!1!!!!1!! lol

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i stared @roof and thought to meself. "why must i be a chickan nugget?" i rolled outta bed and begun 2 cri as it waz me first date of swool. i wanted boyfriend 2 be a cool kid.

i got chnaged in2 new layer of skin that was fresh and meatly for me boyfriend hunting. i arrived @school and instantly knew who i wanted 2 prey on. he was none other than edward cullen. i moved my meaty body to wards the pale man. and den all of a sudden IT appeared. gnome child. GC (gnome child GC is now gnomw child if im too lazy to actually write gnome child k cool) and edard were over each other so i wwen home and cri beacuse i could handle the pain.

i woke up these next moring full of confident 2 get edward cullens D. i walked 2 school and tried to look 4 him but no where to be found. edward had cast on leg becauz i found him lol. i asked hiim what happened he said

"my dad broke it"

"ok" i replie d not rly caring that much lol ***#hashtag i beleive in love****

GC (gnome child) came up 2 me and asked if she coukd talk to me alone in privtae i got scared as we walked out the room in the fear.

"so um chikan nugget.....?" GC said shly

"my name is actually ballsack but chickan nugget is fine. or you can call me xX__phenoixslayerchkanqueen_dragonknight23__Xx. either of those is fine" i replied

" oh okay sorry ballsack.. BUT ANywAY what i wanted 2 ask you is quite makes me shy so pls respect me feeling ok?"

"yes"

"i love you Chikannugget/ballsack/xX__phenoixslayerchkanqueen_dragonknight23__Xx!!!!1!11!!!1!!!!1111111!!111!!!1!"

"o em gee thans so much GC but i luv edward culen ur bf lolzor"

"i dont love him i love you. but he loves me?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?1/1/1/1//1/1/1/1/1?1/!??/?!??1/""

"om gee so i luv edward and edward loves u and you love me>??>?????11!!1"

"yes that is the correct" GC said shly

i didnt no how 2 react as it waz hard becauz i didnt know ho to react. i looked into the wind ad all my eyewater dried out dont look into the wind its bad 4 your eyes.

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