Chap 11- Chicklit: I Want To Be Related To Pink Panther
I flipped through the newest gossip magazine I just got when my eyes landed on...
A guy, a gorgeous guy.
"Oh my gosh, Stace! You've got to see this!" I squealed, sure I might act like I've never seen I guy before but believe me when I say I have. I seriously have, in the other fifty-two magazine issues I have.
I shoved the magazine in Stacey's face and her eyes widened then she squealed and we hopped around the room like a deranged Kangaroo. But we were totally fine.
Soon, we got tired from the work-out and plus the fact that we live on leaves didn't really help. Although we are so skinny that once our biology teacher displayed us as the skeletons to explain a lesson we didn't really understand, we still needed to lose weight.
I munched on a carrot while painting my toe-nails a sparkly pink color. It was so in this season.
After I painted my toe-nails and finished eating the carrot, I glanced around my pretty pink room.
I think I want to be related to Pink Panther, maybe I actually am. He might be my long lost... boyfriend or something.
Me: I can't take it anymore! Too much pink and girly-ness! What the heck?? You guys know what? Chicklit are seriously like this, I only read one and I was like... Oh my God, this girl practically has her head stuck to the darn magazine!!
Think for once, do all Chicklits have to be like this?? Are girls seriously like this?? O-O
I'm hoping for the best... e-e
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