Chap 6- Vampires AKA the Mosquitoes
“Here’s your coffee, ma’am.” The waitress said as she placed my cup of coffee in front of me. I just nodded, looking out the window.
Suddenly, a bat crashed against the window and slowly fell to the ground.
I gasped and ran outside to help the poor thing, only to gasp once again at what I saw.
It wasn’t a bat.
It was a guy around my age, unconscious on the floor dressed in black pants and a black shirt.
I crouched down beside him and poked his cheek, and… OMG!! It was FREEZING! It was like a FROZEN FACE! Like, like… ice! And his face was white… Like, really white, as in, like the color white!
Who was this unconscious being?
I bet my hat he’s Snow White’s step-brother. Didn’t Snow White have a step-mother…? Oh well, in this case, Snow White has a brother. I continued to creepily stare at his unconscious form.
Suddenly, one of his eyes popped open and I gasped. It was SO RED! Like, really red, as in, crimson, ruby, and blood-red!
He sat up and looked into my eyes, “I want your blood.” He barred his fangs at me, and OMG! They were like, so pointy!
Wait… did he say blood?
My eyes widened, “NO!” I screamed.
He pulled out a straw from his pocket and nodded, “Yes, I’m thirsty.”
“Have a coffee, then. Blood’s gross.” I made a disgusted face.
He frowned, “But that’s what I eat or drink… Vampires are supposed to do that.”
I shook my head, “No, vampires are supposed to sparkle… like, Edward!” Then I realized something, “You’re a VAMPIRE??”
He cocked an eyebrow at me, “Sure, what did you think? And, who’s Edward?”
“I thought you were Snow White’s step-brother or something!! A fairy from Toilet.”
“Snow White has a step-mother, stupid.” He said, flatly. Then he made a disgusted face, “That’s gross.”
“Oh, yeah I know. Kind of is.” I mumbled.
“Now, I shall feast!” He hissed and lunged at me with his straw.
I shrieked, “Wait! Wait!!”
He groaned, rubbing his face, “What now?”
“Why are you using a straw when you have fangs?”
He shrugged, “Fangs are just for display.”
Me: What the heck? This is lame! And why is the girl so calm?! She’s being attack by a Vamp for crying out loud!!
Ugh, stupid Mosquitoes.
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