Chap 12- Poetry: It's Time You Heard My Sob Story
Dun, dun, dun...
I was once a sunny sun,
But then came the burn,
The world spun,
And my face had a boil,
I like my chips to be fried in oil,
But papa says no,
I will make you go if you dare to do so,
So I ran, ran like the man without his pants,
I slammed the shop door open,
I demanded for a slogan,
And then got my chips fried! Oh yeah, I did just that!
I got my chips fried, I seriously did!
But daddy caught me muchin',
Oh no!
Yeah, daddy caught me munchin',
Then he started punchin',
The guts out of me,
He started punchin',
Oh, ever so carefree,
He started punchin',
And, then he said,
"You ain't no leave my sliced bread, yeah!"
Me: I'm seriously going to be a great poet one day, like the other great poets on here.
YOU ARE READING
Seriously, What Exactly Are You Writing?!
HumorThis is one of those Wattpad rants. I'm going to point out all of the things that are really, really... not-so-good here.