BillDip One-Shots

Dipper's Friend!

It was a quiet day in the Mystery Shack. Stan was counting his money, Ford was busy in the basement, Soos was fixing stuff, Mable was chatting with Grenda and Candy on her cellphone, and Dipper was reading with Bill floating above him.

"C'mon, Pine Tree. Pay attention to me!" The human-looking demon said. "Why won't you look at me!?"

"Not now, Bill. I'm busy," replied the young man, not even looking up from his book.

The phone rang.

"I got it!" Mable exclaimed as she ran towards the phone. Bill sighed as he placed his chin on Dipper's head, looking at the book the man was reading.

"Bro, who's Caney? She wants to talk to you," said the young female. Dipper perked up and ran towards the phone, dropping the book and making Bill lose his balance for a slight second.

"Caney-sama! What's up?" Dipper asked with a smile. Bill and Mable glanced at each other with raised eyebrows.

"You're here!? T-that's awesome! Where are you exactly?"

Bill got curious at this point. So did Mable.

"Alright, I know where that is. See you in thirty minutes!" With that, Dipper hung up and ran upstairs and into the attic, completely ignoring the demon and his sister.

Bill looked at Shooting Star, "Do you have any idea who this "Caney" is, by any chance?"

Mable thought for a second, "Well, back in California, during our Freshmen year, Dipper did tell me that he made a new friend. As the school year went on, he became more confident, started cussing and sneaking out at night, saying he had someone to meet with. I think this "Caney" is the friend."

"So this friend makes him confident, sneak out at night, and more carefree..." Bill started to think. A few moments later, Mable gasped. "Shooting Star?"

"He has a girlfriend..."

Just as Bill turned red with anger, Dipper got down the stairs with his backpack.

"Dipper, where you going?" Mable asked. Dipper stood quiet for a moment.

"The forest." There was a slight craziness in his voice. "I have to go."

With that, Dipper ran out the door with a grin on his face. Meanwhile, Bill had completely turned to a crimson red.

"W͠͠Ḩ͞A̷̧T̷̸͘!?͟ H̨͢e̛̛ ͢͏̸we͜͞͞ǹ̢ţ̴̀ ̸͜f͟o̸̧r̕͢ ̵҉a̡͜ ͢҉p̛͟ư̴͢n̴y͝ ̸̢̨m̸̛̕o̧͞r̴̡t̨al̶ ̶a̷̸͏n̶͠d̷́̀ ͘͜͏n̴ot̶ m͞͡e҉͝!̶? ҉҉Į͢͢'̷m ͘g҉̸̸ơn̢̧͜n̷҉a̡ ri̕p͏ ̵t̸̸h͟͏a҉ţ̀ ͘"͡҉C͡an̢̕e̴̵͡y"̡͜͏ ̧g̷̨i̷͜r̵l͏҉ ̢͜l̸i̸m̷̡b̵͟ ͞b̶̕͠y̵ ̸̵l̢̨i̡͟m̡͡b!͝͏!͢͠" Bill's whole body was up in flames now.

Just as Bill looked like he was going to burn the whole house down, he was hit by Ford's gun. Ford had come up from the basement.

"Control your anger, you horrible demon!" Ford yelled. He sighed, "I actually need help with something."

Bill groaned his he got up, using the couch as a balance, "What now, Sixer?"

"There's something powerful roaming the forest at this very moment! It's even more powerful than your triangle self, Cipher. I need your help tracking at down to its exact location. By the looks of it, it's even more dangerous to even go in the forest."

Mable shot up, "Wait, Dipper's in there!"

Bill heard enough. He zoomed past the two and headed out the door, going on the same path Dipper took. Mable and Ford wasted no time to follow the demon. It wasn't long until they saw a purple light.

"That's it," whispered Ford. They heard laughter.

"Caney, get these things off me! They tickle!" It was Dipper. "What the heck are these things?"

Bill growled and got the brush cleared using magic. Dipper was on the ground laughing with small blocks of dirt on him. Sitting on a tree stump was a young woman, perhaps a year older than the twins, smiling at the laughing male.

Caney had dark brown hair that reaches her lower back tied in a high ponytail, pale skin, and abnormally colored eyes. The left eye had a hardly noticeable light blue pupil while the right eye was a slightly glowing purple. Her clothes was a neon green short-sleeved hoodie with a dark green tank top underneath, a sky blue skirt with pockets, black jeans, and black and neon green converse, along with matching finger-less gloves.

"They're called Blockings, Pine Tree. There's a lot more of these back home. Cute, no?"

"P̵̵͡҉̢I̛̛͟͠Ǹ͏͝E̸̛ ̧͜T̛͞R̛͝E̷̛͝͝͠E̴͝!̴͟͡?̛̕͘͟͞ ̧̧̛͘͜W҉́H͏͟͜Á͘T̷͢ ̸̷́͞I̴͟͞S̷̕͜҉ ̸̨̀͞҉T́͠Ḩ̛̀́͜I̡̢͟S̶!͝͏̴̛?̸̧

Bill was red again. His screaming caught Dipper and Caney's attention. Dipper's eyes widen with fear.

"Guys!? What're you doing here?" Caney looked at the frightened man.

"Pine Tree, bro, who're these people? I swear if you do have a twin, I can put you in obsidian!"

Ford got out his gun, "Stay away from my nephew, demon!" He aimed and shot at the young woman.

Caney disappeared with purple particles around her spot. She reappeared right beside Dipper's head. With a snap of her fingers, the Blockings turn back into dirt. Dipper sat up and got on his feet. He stood in front of Caney.

"Look guys, if you make Caney mad, it's not gonna be pretty," said the young male. Caney looked past his shoulders.

"Dipper, have you gone mad!? She's a demon of absolute power!" Ford exclaimed.

Dipper gave a cold stare, "I know. I've seen what she can do. It's best to stay on her good side."

Caney smirked, "It's best to listen to him, Ford. You have no idea of what I am capable of..." Her light blue eye began to have mist coming out of it. She snapped her fingers and Ford dropped unconscious, along with Mable.

"Give back my pine tree!!" Bill dove down to Caney, grabbing her by the hood. Caney looked up at the dream demon and smirked again.

"Dipper, tulungan mo ako!"

Bill looked down, only to have Caney punch him in the eye, causing him to cry out in pain and drop her. Dipper caught her.

"Whelp, I can see I'm not wanted right now. Tingnan ang Ya sa tula, Pine Tree!" Caney teleported again.

Bill caught Dipper into a crushing hug, "You are MINE, Pine Tree! MINE! NOT HERS!"

"Bill."

"What?"

"She's already married."

Bill pulled away from the hug only to smash his lips to Dipper's. The human kissed back with a smile.

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Tulungan mo ako - Help me!

Tingnan ang Ya sa tula, Pine Tree - See ya in Rhyme, Pine Tree!

Rhyme reference - DRAMAtical Murder

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