BillDip One-Shots

Night with a Vampire

Connects to Stuck in a Vampire's Palace.

Dipper followed the carved eyes on the trees in the middle of the night. He wore a black hooded cloak above a simple white shirt, brown pants, and white shoes. He actually wanted to give that vampire a second chance. That and he wanted to learn more about the species.

After half an hour or so, Dipper arrived at the hidden palace. He walked up to the two large doors and knocked. After a full minute of waiting, the doors opened, revealing the blond vampire.

"Pine Tree? You... Actually came back...?"

Dipper pulled his hood down and smiled sheepishly.

"Yeah... I'm willing to give you another chance. But if you're going to drink my blood, you only get two pints, and that's it."

Bill's visible eye shined with glee and he grinned, showing his pure white fangs,"Great! Now, come on in. It's freezing outside."

Bill floated aside and Dipper stepped through. Every single thing, from the floor tiles to the chandelier was either white, gray, or black. Dipper said nothing though, since this wasn't his house, obviously. Besides, he's not one to judge.

"The living room is just to your left. You can hang your cloak the cloak rack. You would you like anything?"

Dipper's stomach growled as he hung his cloak. He giggled nervously,"Some human food would be nice..."

"Dessert?"

"Yes, please!" Dipper's eyes shined like a small child during Christmas. Bill chuckled at this.

"Make yourself comfortable. I'll get us some food." With that, Bill flew to the gray kitchen.

Dipper went to the living room and sat on the rather large sofa. He took off his boots, placed them on the side, and lay down. He almost fell asleep from how soft the sofa was.

"I hope you're not planning to sleep right now." Dipper jumped at the sudden voice. Bill came in with a tray with tea, two tea cups, and-

"Is that chocolate cake?"

Bill smiled as he placed the tray on the gray coffee table,"Yes, yes it is. I just adore chocolate, especially when I'm stressed. I may be a vampire, but that doesn't mean I can't enjoy human food."

Dipper sat up and Bill handed him a fork and a plate of chocolate cake, which he happily accepted. He held the fork and began to eat, savoring each bite. Bill was watching him eat, finally happy to find a human who doesn't mind being with him because of... Well, they know.

Just then, Dipper's whole body stiffened and his eyes were wide open. He placed the half eaten cake and fork on the table, covering his mouth with a hand. Bill grew concerned.

"Pine Tree? What's wrong!?"

Dipper began to sweat uncontrollably. His pants were feeling more tighter every few seconds.

"B-Bill? What was in that cake?" Dipper asked, panting.

Bill thought back when one of his vampire friends have him the chocolate.

"These are amazing, Seth!" Bill said, taking another chocolate.

"Thank you. I'm just glad we're not human."

"Why?"

"My cousin said that this chocolate has a drug that doesn't affect us vampires, but affects humans. I have yet to have my girlfriend eat these, so I don't know what happens."

Bill stated at the distressed human, whom was trying to take off his shirt from being too hot. The vampire was getting aroused himself, and the scent of Dipper isn't helping at all.

"B-Bill..." Dipper reached out to the vampire, and Bill floated to his reach. As the human gripped his black and gold trenchcoat, the vampire noticed that Dipper's pupils were dilated and clouded with lust. Bill licked his lips, mindful of his fangs. The scent of blood was strong. Bill couldn't take it anymore.

The vampire pressed his lips against Dipper's, the human immediately kissing back. Bill licked Dipper's lower lip, demanding access, which the human gladly granted. The moans Dipper let out were like music to Bill's ears. Dipper grabbed a handful of Bill's golden/black hair and pulled away for air. A thing string still connected the two, but it was broken when the human spoke.

"Take. Me."

Bill snapped and carried Dipper to his bedroom upstairs.

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