*Ahem*
One day there was a beautiful princess in a land far far away...
Just kidding. This is a scary story. Princesses suck.
So one day Greg was walking down the street with his buddy... Alejandro. Ah, yes. Alejandro. He was an illegal immigrant from like Narnia or something, and he had super hot hair. It was so cute and gorgeous and amazing that all the girls were like:
"Oh, Alejandro, you are sooooooo cute and gorgeous and amazing."
This made Greg verrrry jealous! Greg was like, "Bro, I hate you. Go into that haunted house and die."
So Alejandro goes, "Dude, whatever. I won't die."
So Alejandro goes into the haunted mansion and there's a furby sitting on the staircase. This furby is so adorable that Alejandro can't help but pick it up for his special lady friend. Let's call her Persephony, because we can. So, anyway, Alejandro was chillin with this furby and all of a sudden it grows into a pumpkin. But not just any pumpkin, oh no. This pumpkin was the evil pumpkin overlord of the world. Persephony doesn't like pumpkins, so this whole ordeal concerned Alejandro to the very depths of his little Mexican heart.
That is when the unthinkable happened!
Alejandro turned into a... *dramatic music* merman! He has a mystical, magical man tail that was pink, just like the furby had been. This was a sign, Alejandro decided. So he jumps up on his flippers like a dolphin and stabs the pumpkin in its evil overlord heart. The dead pumpkin begins to transform into the not-so-dead Mr. Boll.
*NOTE - Mr. Boll is the Biology teacher at our school*
*gasp* plot twist!
Mr. Boll in all his annoyingness has this ugly cape with a cell on the back of it, and his pet chinchilla Jorge on his shoulder. Alejandro screams at the top of his merman lungs.
"No, you're so ugly!" He wails. Then he melts into a puddle of merman goo, and he's dead, because goo does not have lungs.
Science!
And, hearing the commotion, Greg gets concerned and runs inside. Seeing Alejandro dead makes Greg so happy, he has to dance.
(/0.0)/ to the window \(0.0\) to the wall
<(-_-)> fergalicious _(-_-)> definition <(-_-)> make them boys go loco
And then Mr. Boll shoots out rays of annoying from his eyes and blasts Greg right in the belly button! The annoying becomes so overwhelming that Greg grabs a fork and dies.
The end.
- Love, Tabby
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