A Midget With Bananas

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Roy: Where's Fullmetal.....?

Riza: I'm not sure Colonel.

Al: *runs in*

Roy: Ah. Good morning Alphonse-kun whe-

Al: *hides in closet*

Roy and Riza: *raises eyebrow*

Al: *points at door* It-Its Brother...

Roy and Riza: *looks at door*

Ed:*bursts in wearing banana suit*

Ed: AL YOU WANNA BANANA?!

Al: FUCK YEAH!

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