Roy: Where's Fullmetal.....?
Riza: I'm not sure Colonel.
Al: *runs in*
Roy: Ah. Good morning Alphonse-kun whe-
Al: *hides in closet*
Roy and Riza: *raises eyebrow*
Al: *points at door* It-Its Brother...
Roy and Riza: *looks at door*
Ed:*bursts in wearing banana suit*
Ed: AL YOU WANNA BANANA?!
Al: FUCK YEAH!
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Fullmetal Alchemist: Crack Fic
FanfictionA whole book about the fma and brotherhood cast, acting like idiots! Ever wanted to see Al curse? Done. Ever wanted to see Ed be a whack a mole? Done. Ever wanted to see Gluttony in a dress? Um...why would you? But hey, it's done! SO ENJOY