Roy: Here, Fullmetal, for you *hands him a red wrapped box*
Ed: *raises an eyebrow* Thanks Colonel. What's the occasion?
Roy: *smirks* I'm glad you asked Fullmetal. It's national dog day
Ed: -_- fuck you
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Fullmetal Alchemist: Crack Fic
FanfikceA whole book about the fma and brotherhood cast, acting like idiots! Ever wanted to see Al curse? Done. Ever wanted to see Ed be a whack a mole? Done. Ever wanted to see Gluttony in a dress? Um...why would you? But hey, it's done! SO ENJOY