Ed: Hey Roy, guess what!
Roy: What?
Ed: YOU'RE A PINTO
Ed: *smacks him in da butt*
Roy: *bursts into flames*
Al: Look Brother! He bursted into flames without his gloves!
(a/n: if chu don't know what a pinto is, just look it up on Google XD)
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Fullmetal Alchemist: Crack Fic
FanfictionA whole book about the fma and brotherhood cast, acting like idiots! Ever wanted to see Al curse? Done. Ever wanted to see Ed be a whack a mole? Done. Ever wanted to see Gluttony in a dress? Um...why would you? But hey, it's done! SO ENJOY
