I have "brilliant" ideas about how to come out to my family. Some of them are very stupid, these are my most recent.
Idea #1
Prance around while playing Girls/Girls/Boys loudly until my family gets the message, or "accidentally" leave a copy of the lyrics in my mom's office (she works from home).
Idea #2
Dye my hair the pansexual pride colors.
Idea #3
Show obvious romantic interest in all genders.
Idea #4
Get a pride t-shirt somehow without anyone knowing and wear it one day.
Idea #5
Just tell them like a normal person.
(But that's boring, so meh to that one.)
My friends, however, are a different story. There's a lesbian, a transgender pansexual, another pansexual, and a bunch of straight people (I think). Exciting, isn't it? Some of them seem uncomfortable when talking about LGBTQ+ people, so I don't know it they're homo/transphobic, in Narnia, or just unaccustomed to talking about it. They DO know that I'm about as straight as a hula hoop. So, my ideas for this group of people are REALLY, REALLY stupid.
Idea #1
Come out to the entire school at the end of the year in the talent show. ( 1/2/16 dear past me: how about no)
Idea #2
Tell them like a normal person.
Idea #3
Tell them in German, then just leave it there for a while, then tell them again in Spanish, because they might actually understand part of it in that language.
Idea #4
Never officially tell them, just show romantic interest in all genders.
Idea #5
Tell my crush I like her.
(Oh wait, that will end badly, never mind.)
HEY LOOK YOU READ ALL OF THAT. I'M PROUD BECAUSE IT'S KIND OF PAINFUL TO READ.
I really hope my mom doesn't somehow find my wattpad. That would suck.
I probably just jinxed it.
GOODNIGHT/DAY, AND HAVE A PLEASANT TOMMOROW
