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Bobby the Bunny is calling...
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[Hey, Bunny.]

"Why the heck are you calling? I'm right beside you."

[Nothing. I just want to.]

"Can't we just talk? Like without the phone?"

[Nope. Let's talk here, so you won't find a reason to not say anything.]

"Well I was telling you something and you suddenly called. Were you even listening?"

[Of course. You were talking about this new mystery drama you're watching.]

"Oh. I thought you weren't listening."

[Well, I honestly only remembered your first sentence. I kinda just got lost in your eyes afterwards. Um haha.]

"Um..."

[Great. I just made it awkward.]

"Bobby?"

[Yeah?]

"Sing for me please?"

[But I always sing for you. I've never heard you sing yet.]

"I swear you'll just regret it. C'mon, please, please, please?"

[But I wanna hear you sing, too.]

"On your birthday. It will be my first gift for you. If you'd still call it a gift."

[Really? Yeah! I can't wait.]

"No. It can't be your birthday just yet. Not yet."

[What? I didn't hear you.]

"Nothing. I said, sing already. You're taking so long."

[What do you want me to sing?]

"The one you wrote on your notebook. The one I tore away."

[Would you be my girlfriend?
Would you be my girl? I'm not typical, I'm straightforward. I'm just practical and you know it. I hope you're not offended]

"Yes."

[What? Yes what?]

"Yes, I'll be your girlfriend."

[Oh, cool. Wait---what?! You what? You're my...girlfriend now?Fuck yes! Oh dammit yes! Shit. Yeah!]

"Um, Bobby. You're seriously gonna enumerate all cuss words you know, huh?]

[You don't know how happy I am, Bunny. I feel like my chest's gonna burst. Thank you so much. I what you so much.]

"I what you, too. But, I'm sorry. This won't last long."

[What? Did you say something?]

"No. Aren't you going to end the call?"

[Oh right. I'm still gonna tell Mom.]

"BOBBY!"

[What? She told me she should be the first to know when you become my girlfriend.]

"But---"

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