A/N: Okay like you probably know. I do not own South Park, it belongs to Matt Stone and Trey Parker.
I can also take requests if you want me to write about certain people, can be anyone you like from the series (even your OC ;D although there is no love relationships). No ships will be made though (except for probably Stendy, it's like my Otp xD)
Have fun reading :3
You: Stan, dude. I seriously need help with my gym class homework. I can't figure it out, it's hard!
Stan~: Dude, it's around one in the fucking night and youre disturbing me in my sleep
You: You're* But it's just one question, question number 5. Please!
Stan~: Okay okay, and don't u dare to correct me again. Wait a little
Stan~: Okay, he finishes at 5.37 seconds. It's math, you seriously couldnt figure that out
You: Couldn't* Well it's combined with sports - which I totally fucking suck at, only a goddamn E you know - so I kind of feel worse on everything...
Stan~: Oh right. I got a B :D But I wanted an A, so I was quite disappointed, but this semester I'm really going to get an A! *^*
You: ... You make me feel insecure, Stan. I might have good grades in everything else but in sports, I fucking suck so bad.
Stan~: Well you cant be good at everything. I suck a chemistry, science and math... *cough cough* NERD SUBJECTS *cough cough*.
You: Can't* Stan stop I'm anything but a nerd...
Stan~: Hey, I'm a nerd, but I'm a nerd for sports. My life is all sports~!!
You: And Wendy, don't forget about that chick you've been going on about for like, your whole life.
Stan~: Yeah yeah I know I know... I still cant bring my self to talk to her after all these fucking years... Shes really beautiful... Her long black hair, her beautiful blue/green eyes, her smooth skin, beautiful lips, big boobs, big butt...
You: STAN NO PLEASE I DON'T NEED ANY FUCKING DESCRIPTION OF HER GODDAMN BODY. And it's can't, not cant... And she's not shes...
Stan~: Goddamnit, I'm no longer talking to you Kyle, bye.
You: No Stan I'm sorry, really really sorry!
You: Stan?
You: STAAAAAHN!!!
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Read: 03:37 - South Park
RandomThese are a few text messages the South Park people have together. They're around 17-18 years old and NO ONE is together with ANYONE at the beginning. Have fun reading :3
