Read: 03:37 - South Park

Craig and Kenny

READ. PLEASE. FOR YOUR OWN GOOD. WAAARNIIIING. PLEASE ;-;
A/N: Okay so this one might be a bit graphic (includes a bit sexting) so if you don't really like or think it's gross; skip this chapter, thank you :D

Baaae😘💕: Heeeeey.

You: What do you want?

Baaae😘💕: Dun wanna spend som quality time w/ bae? *pouts*

You: No.
You: And the fuck is up with your name. The fuck. Why is your name "Baaae" with hearts. Why.

Baaae😘💕: You named me that yourself remember?

You: Clearly I fucking don't.

Baaae😘💕: Well we we're actually at a party and I went on your phone and added myself but you certainly haven't noticed me until now, lol.

You: Don't 'lol' me. Fuck off I'm busy.

Baaae😘💕: THAT'S WHAT EVERYONE TELLS ME.

You: Maybe because the clock is fucking 03:46 am. Just maybe.

Baaae😘💕: Still surprised that you answered. You up watchin' porn or somethin'?

You: No.

Baaae😘💕: Wanna do somethin'?

You: No.

Baaae😘💕: You're no fun Craig. Except for yesterday and the day before that.
Baaae😘💕: He, wanna sext again?

You: No. I'm tired so fuck off.

Baaae😘💕: Aw come on, babe. I know you want it, OH~ (Please not this song reference ;-;) I'm sure~ Or else I'll force you to it~

You: Is that the only way you'll stop texting me?

Baaae😘💕: I'll leave you alone~! ;D
Baaae😘💕: For this night~

You: Fine. You wanna be the guy or the girl?

Baaae😘💕: Hm, I was actually thinking of a homosexual RP this time. As an experiment, to see if it turns me on.
Baaae😘💕: Honestly I've already made our bio's for our characters.

You: What.
You: No.

Baaae😘💕: My name is Kenny McCormdick. He's kinda pretty much everything like me. Your character is Craig Fucker, he's very similar to you

You: McCormick, I'm not gonna go by that name, and neither are you.

Baaae😘💕: Naw... But Craaaaaaaig, you can't just leave me behiiiiind... Not when you have aaanswered

You: Have you ever been in a relationship when someone pushes you away?

Baaae😘💕: Oh so you mean we're in a relationship~? And no, everyone just follows what I do