Patty-Hey guys i got something planned for us this weekend!!
John-What bitch?
Patty-Thats disrespectful as fuck but imma let it slide.
John-How come you can let this profanity slide but can let me slide in them cheeks bitch?
Patty-Go to your father's house John nobody likes you.
Debra-Guys stop it you are upsetting Romnu
Patty-Thank you Debra. Anyway i was gonna say we could all have a sleepover at my house.
Donny-Bitch which one?
Patty-Why the fuck y'all bitches keep calling me bitch.. Like i watch when all of y'all go to sleep tonight and y'all wake up with all your dicks and nipples cut off. Don't play me i will slice a bitch up.
Donny-Patty the only thing your fat ass is slicing up is a big ass plate of cake watch how you fucking talk to me and my niggas cause i will fuck a hoe up.
John-Patty nobody wants to sleep in your crusty small ass apartment. Your room always be smelling like booty and grape juice.. Like no funny shit but your breath smell like ass most of the time.
Patty-...*exits room*
Debra- *sits in the corner*
John-Now that Patty's ass is gone y'all wanna come over tomorrow?
Shawn-Nah fam I'm gonna install my vagina tomorrow. You should come see.
John-You... You do that.. Uh anyone else coming
Debra-*screeches*
John- Yes for Debra okay anyone else?
All the fuck boys in the room raise their hands
Frank-I want to come.. Will there be hoes??
Donny-FRANK YOU THE UGLIEST DUSTYEST MUSTIEST THIRSTIEST NIGGA IN THIS ROOM BUT YOU ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT HOES OR SOME SHIT.. GO SIT IN THE GOD DAMN CORNER OR SOMETHING AND THINK ABOUT YOUR FAGGOT ASS LIFESTYLE.. GOD DAMN YOU ANNOY THE SHIT OUTTA ME FOR NO FUCKING REASON LIKE NO JOKE MOVE YOURSELF FROM MY SIGHT CAUSE YOU REALLY BE GETTING ME MAD TIGHT WITH YOUR DUMB SHIT.
Frank-Bitch ass nigga *exits*
John-Damn you didn't even gotta say it like that tho. I mean he look like a ninja turtle but why you did that tho???
Debra- *dying in the corner straight tears*
Kaniesha-You guys are retarded.. I'm coming btw
John- I don't even care anymore if y'all want to come than come you know where I live.
Patty-*enters with something behind her back*
Donny-ugh
Patty-Since i smell like so much ass y'all wouldn't mind not smelling shit again for the rest of your life.. *whips out glock from her rarri"
John-Swing bitch swing
Patty-*Pops a cap in everybody ass besides Debra and Kaniesha.
