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Debra-Finally

Patty- SHIT

Donny- Haha you bald bitch

Frank- Nah she got one strand you see?

Donny- That's a rat tail

Patty- Ugh my god you're so repulsive.

Chelsea- Guys is it just me or does Patty have a pile of forks in the corner

Patty- Oh yeah that talks to me when I'm lonely

Chelsea- Um...?

Patty- It talks I'm serious

Donny- Do you need Debra to snatch the rest?

Patty- NOOO IM SERIOUS IT TALKS

"Debra's talons sharpen*

*Debra lunges*

*Pile of forks rumbles*

Debra- What the fuck

*Person rises out of the pile of forks*

Ramnu- LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Patty- What the hell?

Donny- Oh my god

Frank- Bruh

Kaniesha- My word

Chelsea- Asiia needs to see this

Briana- Boi

Trevon- This is why we have protection

Mystery person- My name is Small Fire

Briana- OH

Patty- Damn he sexy

Briana- I know right

Trevon- BOY

*Trevon raises his right hand and pimp slaps Briana*

Briana- :(

Chelsea- First of all that nigger is ugly. Second of all why the hell he look like Shrek and Gwen Stefani merged and had a baby with Ice JJ fish

Patty- Ugh yall have no taste

Small Fire- HAY I WAD HUST BORN

Chelsea- And this mother fucker is illiterate

Patty- Damn well then

Small Fire- YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Patty- Me?

Small Fire- YES YOU

Patty- What?

Small Fire- I've been waiting to roast you since the day you started talking to me

Patty- I thought we were friends dafuq

Small Fire- I thought you were a man dafuq

Chelsea- How he become literate all of a sudden like he bout to do something

Small Fire- Nevermind i can't roast

Donny- Its ok bro you just need to take a good look at her and the fuckery will come to your mind

Small Fire- You right you right. Bitch look like Dora

John- There you go

Patty- WELL

Briana- How rude

Trevon- Don't speak before i shove this foot down your throat

Briana- I mean... oh

Patty- Ugh this new kid bout to be a problem now

Chelsea- Who that by the door???

Patty- OH MY GOD MOM?!?!!

Patty's mom- WHO THE FUCK ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE

Debra- GOTTA BLAST

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