"Sayang, i gemuk ke?"
"Eh taklah. I suka u mcmni"
"Hehe. Okay"
Esoknya..
"I rasa i makan banyak harini"
"Takpe balik nanti exercise ye!"
"Ohh!!! Jadi u nak cakap i ni gemok la?!! Haaa?!! Men are all the same!! Semua nak yg badan nampak skeleton pastu jalan macam model victoria secret! U semalam cakap lain harini cakap lain!!! U nak apa?!! U tak sayang i dah?? Haa then go!! Cari perempuan yang u rasa perfect sgt tu!!! Carilah!!"
"Sayang.. Look.. I didn't mean to say that.. I just wanna .."
"Shut up!!! Im done"
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"U! Do i look beautiful today?"
"Of course u look very stunning!"
Esoknya..
"U! Do i look beautiful today?"
"You look very cute as usual..."
"Whaaaatttt? Selalu ayat u ada of course kat depan!!! Kenapa harini takde mcm selalu?!! And selalu u ckp im beautiful!!! But today u didn't!!! O'oh wait! Just now u were saying as usual isnt?! Jadi sebenarnya selama ni u duk puji i lawa tu semua tipu lah?!! So u think im not beautiful enough lah?!!! Did u know cute tu maksudnya ugly but nice?! How could u!!!"
"Hey hey listen... I didn't..."
"Shut up! We are done!!"
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Perempuan,
dia boleh tafsirkan sampai begitu sekali. Its complicated isn't?
Sigh..
Memang out of the box.
But in a definitely wrong way.
Girls,
You should calm down a lil bit.
And again boys,
Kena cekalkan hati jiwa dan raga.
Anda mungkin akan memiliki dan mencintai makhluk 'pelik' seperti ini.
