Tol & Smol

Post tales setting, at Rhys and Sasha's new home

-It's Sasha's turn to do laundry-

Sasha: -sees a bunch of Hyperion clothing tossed in the trash-

Sasha: -sighs- Thank god.

-Sasha opens Rhys drawers and discovers it has all been replaced with Zer0 merchandise-

Sasha: Oh my god that nerd.

-Rhys walks in unexpectedly, now looking at Sasha going through his stuff-

Rhys: Could you let me know if you see a missing sock. I really need it.

Sasha: ...

Rhys: What?

Sasha: Just stop.

Rhys: My quest is not yet complete.

Sasha: I'm going to bed.

Rhys: Yes. Innuendo.

-Sasha drags Rhys into the bedroom, trying to hold back a smile-

-Meanwhile, on the roof of their home, Zer0 is using decepti0n-

Zer0: What an odd couple./She is way out of his league.

Zer0: -Contemplates for a minute.-

Zer0: Screw it, I ship it.

-Zer0 leaves-