Tol & Smol

The Office Gift, Part 1

-set after tales, where Rhys is the CEO of Atlas and has hired Sasha and Cassius-

-Rhys is working on some documents when there is a knock on his office door-

Rhys: Uhh, come in!

-Sasha opens the door, holding a potted plant-

Sasha: Heeeey babe. I got something for your office.

Rhys: Woah, it's like an inverted banana peel that tried to light itself on fire.

Sasha: ...and?

Rhys: And it's just what my desk could use. Thanks Sash. Where'd you get it?

Sasha: Aww, it's nothing. Cassius was growing these, and I asked if I could put one in a pot.

Rhys: Wow, you actually got Cassius to give you one of his plants? Those things are like his sucky cat to him.

Sasha: Uhh babe? It was pretty easy. He seemed almost eager.

-Rhys laughs as he takes the plant and sets it on his desk-

Rhys: Well, thanks again. Want to grab lunch in 30 minutes? I'm almost done with-

-Rhys gestures at the massive stack of paperwork on his desk-

Rhys: -this MASSIVE stack of paperwork.

Sasha: Sure! I'll meet you at Moxxi's!

-Sasha strolls off, and Rhys proceeds to work-

Rhys: Alright, just need to fill out this last document. Don't want anymore assassins killing their siste-

-Rhys accidentally bumps the plant, causing it to release pollen-

Rhys: Wh-wha? B-blue powder? What is, what is this it-

-Rhys lets out a sudden uncontrollable sneeze all over his documents-

Rhys: Oh.. oh god no.

-[TO BE CONTINUED]-