Because There Are Not Enough Zodiac Books Anyway

Occupations

Aquarius: Astronomer-in a nutshell, studies space; Aquarius is the type of person that doesn't marvel at the mystery of the universe, but is motivated by it. You're  always aspiring to discover something new, and making advancements in technology to get there. Completely worked consumed.

Pisces: Graphic Designer- uses visuals to convey a message; Because the natural artistic ability and creativity Pisces often portray, this job is a nice fit. You have a profound understanding of what compels the human eye and can be quite successful at your job, if you stay focused on it. You will become inspired from time to time, and often can be very critical of your work, especially when things outside of work upset you.

Aries: CEO of a Company- go getting, nonemotional, do what's best for the money leader. You are the boss which is right where you should be. Everything about the job fulfills you, as long as you don't let all that money go to your head and overrule your morals.

Taurus: Stockbroker-sells and buys stocks for clients; Taurus gives extremely good advice to their clients, and builds a great reputation. Because you are so good at your job, you are able to spend a lot of money to make sure you are living the most lavish lifestyle you possible can.

Gemini: Hairdresser- cuts, dyes, and styles hair; I know it doesn't sound all that, but after a few years of hard work, you are going to be great. From well-selling hot tools and hair products, to often styling celebrities for red carpets, you are quite the superstar. And, you totally love the barber shop gossip.

Cancer: Ultimate Stay at Home Mom- Cancer is great at cooking and cleaning and does it daily. Total MILF. Is involved with every school function. And, to top it off, makes money from blog and through crafts they sell online.

Leo: Commercial Actor- well you're going to start off with commercials anyways. It's always been your dream to get your face out there and live the glamorous life you were meant to full of perfecting scripts and climbing your ranks to the top. And you very well could reach the top, it just takes dedication and being serious about it which is something you sometimes lack.

Virgo: Science Teacher- teaches earth, physical, and life sciences to middle schoolers; is quite intelligent and good at teaching. However, likes to complain to students A LOT!!! Comes across really grouchy and rude to students and even other teachers. Secretly loves their job despite crappy pay.

Libra: Supreme Court Justice- what better for the most impartial of all signs to take the most impartial job of deciding verdicts on the most serious of cases. As long as you can make it past the heart breakers, you can be great in your field

Scorpio: Tattoo Artist- make art on the human body with needles and ink. An ancient tradition and art form, you have massive respect for the job. With you creativity and darkness, this is right up your alley. As long as you can keep your cool with the crazies insulting your art, your business will not only boom but leave it's "mark"

Sagittarius: Flight Attendant- monitors plane and its passengers while tending to the needs of its passengers. With the bubbly personality, love of helping others, and contentment with the satisfaction of doing a small part for the big picture, it's a great choice for you. As long as you can keep you head with the difficult passengers.

Capricorn: Accountant- create and regulate finances. Focuses on rich people taxes. Works for upper %5. Probably has made some corrupt decisions to benefit their more "loyal" costumers

Bruh, I lost my life for like five hours creating this! Be appreciative. Anyways, what do you want to do with your life? I want to be a clinical psychologist.