Because There Are Not Enough Zodiac Books Anyway

At a Crazy House Party

Aquarius: As high as the moon. Swears they are not wearing their own clothes, but never changed; trying to steal clothes from house owner.

Pisces: Promises themselves they won't drink, smoke, or take drugs; does. Gets super destructive with the landscaping outside.

Aries: Watching tv in the living room while everyone around them makes out and takes drug and so on. Really wants to try something, but doesn't want to risk their clubs/sports.

Taurus: Got high at the pregame; has serious munchies. Walking around with a bag of Funions screaming, "Put some fun in your onions...Funions!"

Gemini: Host of the party. Really pissed at all the drugs and crazy people, but covers it cup. Asking everybody how they are doing, but thinking about how screwed they are when their parents get back tomorrow.

Cancer: Trying to have fun and dance and drink, but Scorpio demands they leave and go get ice cream instead.

Leo: Does crazy shit with Sagittarius: Breaks every last potted plant. Shreds a whole pack of paper to make confetti for the party. (See Sagittarius)

Virgo: In the corner, checking out all the books in the library. Has been hit on by half the people at the party and turned down all of them.

Libra: Dancing like they broke a limb in the center of the dance floor. Egging on the chaos, but doesn't participate. Will probably stay to help Gemini clean.

Scorpio: Sitting and sulking on their phone in the corner until Cancer agree to leave and get ice cream. Totally not feeling the whole party thing today.

Sagittarius: Going bezerk with Leo. Egging both neighboring houses. Starting a popcorn fight. (See Leo)

Capricorn: Getting into arguments with angry, drunk people. Leaves early because they can't take the stupidity anymore. Gets pissed that Scorpio and Cancer didn't invite them.