Aquarius: took their space helmet off
Pisces: ironically, drowned
Aries: got ran over by a mid size Sudan
Taurus: betrayed by their best friend (food poisoning)
Gemini: they went down down down in a burning house of fire
Cancer: cried all 70% of their water weight out
Leo: mauled by lion
Virgo: alone, a virgin, with no company but her twelve cats
Libra: impaled in the heart by the injustice of genocide
Scorpio: driving off the top floor of a parking garage in a car chase
Sagittarius: stroke from flashing lights at a rave
Capricorn: shot up by one of their enemies
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Because There Are Not Enough Zodiac Books Anyway
RandomAnother zodiac book. I'll post some original stuff, and some cited work. I'm a Cancer by the way♋️
