Because There Are Not Enough Zodiac Books Anyway

Signs on their Periods

Aquarius: Sitting in the most awkward positions to stop the cramp pain

Pisces: crying one minute, screaming the next, and laughing the third

Aries: hitting that gym up so she can punch things

Taurus: cannot stop eating, even more so than usual

Gemini: telling everybody she knows so they'll cut her some slack

Cancer: crying uncontrollably while watching the slightest bit sad music videos

Leo: one word: chocolate

Virgo: contemplating a gender switch to end the agony

Libra: annoyed with the work and just wants her blanket

Scorpio: trying so hard to keep it together, so just, please, don't mess with her... Please

Sagittarius: completely okay all days, except for 1 day before and 1 day after

Capricorn: eating a lot, crying a lot, and hurting a lot