say something》l.r.h

"Damn it..."

What the fuck is wrong with my life.

Learning something about Physics or something totally repulsive in the class I am sitting in. But maybe if I imagine myself sitting somewhere else, I would do amazing.

I was looking at a blank board underestimating what I could be doing right now. Maybe eating pizza, maybe having sex right now with some random stranger, or just easily sleeping in the most comfortable bed in the universe.

But no I'm sitting in a dingy pale desk, staring at a white board that couldn't be even be more white. Wondering whatever the hell the teacher's name is and wanting to really get the hell out of here.

The teacher is nothing compared to the girl next to me who could possibly be the most preppiest whore in all eternity, and this one dude behind picking his nose, looking like he is seriously scratching his brain. It is impossible being in here with wanting to gag my intestines out.

So I raised my left hand, with my other tucked neatly under my chin forcing myself not to vomit.

"Yes Violet?"

"Can I please, god forbid, go the bathroom?"

"Excuse me?" the hag asked in her strained witchy manor.

I stare at her sincerely like she isn't like a hag, you know like a normal person.

"I asked if I could go to bathroom, please." trying not to sound so irritated by the bitch.

She stared at me, then gave a slow but subtle nod. As I grab my school supplies, slowly walking to the door, waiting patiently for my release. And as soon as the god forsaken door is closed behind me, I bolt out of the fucking hall like a maniac. I turn a corner and just as soon I as I was so close to freedom, a tall douche bag runs into me and my things go flying, scattered all over the floor.

"Damn it! You asshole! Why where you just standing there?!" I screech towards the tall figure.

"Me?! Why in the hell where you running like a fucking lunatic down the halls!!" yelling with his eyebrows scrunched and fists flailing simultaneously.

"I was running from my uncertain doom."

"Oh yeah? And what was that?" asking in a ruthless and sarcastic tone.

"FUCKING CLASS YOU IMPUDENT PIG!"

"Oh I'm so sorry that I was in your way of your 'escape' but I'm going to leave.. this," he paused, circling his pointer finger with my books and papers sprawled across the floor, while including me.

" But I have somewhere better to be than screaming at a little hobbit."

"Wait a minute what the hell are you talking about. First don't even get me started on the hobbit comment. And secondly who the fuck do you think you are! Standing there in your black, too skinny skinny jeans and your fucking lip ring glaring me down to oblivion, when I'm the one needing to get the hell out of here." I say trying to scramble together all of the words coming out of my mouth.

And on the comment about the hobbit thing, what is he talking about I'm like 5'7; wait he probably thinks everything is short compared to him because he's the damn Jolly Green giant (minus the jolly if I may add).

"Well good for you tall douche bag guy, but I'm also going to leave. Not nice meeting you." I informally say, whilst picking up my things. I started walking towards the exit of the school before the Green guy called me back.

"Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold up a minute." stopping me in my tracks.

"Do you think you can call me names and get away with it?" I stand there, thinking of a snide comment to say, but don't think of anything clever. So I go with my everyday line that I say to everybody who's an asshat.

"Fuck you Green Giant." I say walking away and flipping the tall douche bag my chipped black nail polished middle finger.

One moment before I actually go, I quickly twist my head back around watching the blonde a-hole trekking down the gray colored floor. Leaving me laughing my ass off, and walking out the doors.