*WARNING THIS CHAPPIE HAS SOME LANGUAGE THAT YOU MAY NOT APPROVE OF BUT IT WILL BE LIKE THIS A LOT SO THIS IS MY WARNING FOR THE REST OF THE CHAPTERS!!!!!!!
Harry Potter updated his FB status: I went to the moped store said fuck it!
Hermione Granger: Sales man's like what up? Whats your budget?
Ron Weasley: And I'm like honestly I don't know nothing about mopeds and he's like I got the one for you, follow me!
Neville Longbottom: Ohh! It's too real *something* window I don't need a windshield, but on a seat how can it be on two wheels? 800 cash that's a hella a deal!
Luna Lovegood: Im heading downtown, cruising through the alley! Tip toeing, in the street like dally, pulled up, moped to the valley white walls on the wheels like mayonnaise, dope, my crew is ill, and all we need is two good wheels.
Albus Dumbledore: Got gas in the tank, cash in the bank and a bad lil' mumma with her ass in my face, I'mma lick that stick that break her off KIT KAT
Harry Potter: O.o
Ron Weasley: O.o
Hermione Granger: O.o
Fred Weasley: O.o
George Weasley: O.o
Ginny Weasley: O.o
Luna Lovegood: O.o
Neville Longbottom: O.o
Albus Dumbledore:Why did we stop? I mean, Neville mucked up!
Neville Longbottom: That's because I'm YOUNG sir....
Albus Dumbledore: What??
Harry Potter: Well we kinda didn't except someone like YOU sing that bit
Albus Dumbledore: Whats that supposed to mean
Ron Weasley: YOUR TOO OLD
(I know not that funny but I got nothing else)
-Elz
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Harry Potter updated his FB status:
RandomEllie (aka ME!) updated her FB status: Hey everyone okay so I am starting this new Facebook chat based on Harry Potter. I love the books and movies so I thought I would create this. Enjoy! Harry Potter: Who the hell is this?? Why are you talking ab...
