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Voldemort updated his Facebook status: NUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH AVAAADAAA KADAVRAAAAAAAAA

Harry Potter: You know this is through the Internet, it can't effect us.

Voldemort: I totally knew that.....

Harry Potter: I don't understand why you always go NUAAHHHHHHHH before you say a spell, like I'm surprised you haven't got a throat infection!

Voldemort:....

Ron Weasley: Omg I thought I was the only person who ever wondered about that!

Hermione Granger: I have thought of that as well! It's just plain weird. Does he take lozenges after his duels?

Voldemort: I have feelings you know....

Harry Potter has left the chat room

Hermione Granger has left the chat room

Ron Weasley has left the chat room

Voldemort: :'-(

Harry Potter has joined the chat

Harry Potter: You mean :'(

Voldemort: I will literally not wait for the end of the school year this time to try and kill you >:-(

Harry Potter: * >:( *

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