Hey guys, I've just survived a close encounter with a troll. I've decided that I'll let people interview me on the 1st of November, which is in 3 days. Ok I'll tell you a bit of my story.
So I left as soon as I got home from school, thank goodness I did. Anyway, I ran to a hill, yeah I live near a hill, and on the top could you believe was a hideous, green troll. Not the type of trolls you see on Mike The Knight. I took some tarts, rope, bandages, band-aids, and some Pizza. I found him (or was it a her?) and offered him some food, he of course accepted. But what I didn't know was that trolls go on a killing rampage with sugar. I ran but he held me, I said 'look!What's that?' and in the time that his guard was down I bit him. He then let me go. I ran for it faster than I've ever done before.
So that's part of my story, on the 1st I'll answer some of your Q's if not all. So Sammy, Maddi and Phoebe, if I have scratches then you'll know why
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Anatomy of Mistreated Things
General FictionWen you've finished reading this true book with true stories, you will find to your horror that many creatures you thought were good, are evil and vice versa. You will find that unicorns are evil creatures and dragons are as sweet as puppy dogs. Not...
