... So yeah, I survived and made a friend. Oh, wait you need to know the rest of the story. LOL. Sorry.
I saw it, it's triangular face looked at me and I yelp (Well, what would you do if there was something abnormal in your bedroom?). It wasn't until I looked closer that I realized that it was a slice of cake. The hot goo-ey chocolate frosting dripping down the warm fudge/ chocolate sponge. I pinched myself 6 times to make sure that I wasn't dreaming. "It's your birthday Emily" it said. It was, I had been waiting for that day for a while. A lot of things happened next (not like that. Dirty-minded people). I'm not going to go through it all, basically it made me tired in the next morning.
So that's my story. If you don't believe it, that's your problem. honestly though, it's not that unbelievable. Comment if you believe me and if you have any stories that you want me to publish.
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Anatomy of Mistreated Things
Ficción GeneralWen you've finished reading this true book with true stories, you will find to your horror that many creatures you thought were good, are evil and vice versa. You will find that unicorns are evil creatures and dragons are as sweet as puppy dogs. Not...
