Anatomy of a wild Sharni

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I apologies for all those who's name is sharni, not you miller. I sorry because this story may not be true about you but it is about my friend sharni.

I was starting my first day of year 8 when I noticed a person, well I can't really say a person, it was a thing. it's long brown hair fell around its misshaped face. i turned around and I saw the beast. It demolished though book (not as fast as me, but still) and movies. The thing created fandoms and brought laughter to everyone who liked puns.

 Couple of months into the future (yes, i'm a time traveler) and this wild beast and i became semi-friends. I learned that in order for it to fully trust me I had to immerse myself into a whole bunch of fandoms, create ships, and make puns. It was a horrifying experience, but in the end i became a better person who opened their eyes in a new way. Before, if you said Ladybugs, I would think of the bugs with black spots on their red wings, now I think of Miraculous Ladybug and Car Noir. So I immersed myself into this and I got her to fully trust me, Now we are more friends than we were before. 

I have found through my year of experience that if the wild sharni was lost, all one would have to do is to yell out a ship name.The ones that I have found work really well are-

SPITFIRE- wally and artemis (young Justice)

HEART MONITOR or BLUE-PULSE- Impulse and blue beetle (Young Justice)

CHERIC- Charles and Eric (Xmen)

DRARRY- Harry and draco (HP)

and many others to do with DC, any fandom or Marvel

As you can see this mysterious creature still needs examining and I will continuously update about this creature. I know many friends that will help me like Sammy, other Sammy and many more.

I apologise for not publishing this in a while. Ive had a lot on my plate ie. exams, procrastination and other stuff


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