You may be thinking, 'why the hell is she talking about cake?' Well as my friend from school knows my favourite foods are pizza and, yep you guessed it, cake. Did you know that you need to have cake everyday because it's someone's birthday somewhere.
Well, where should we start? Le's start with... The FROSTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So as we all know the frosting covers the cake, and it is usually the best part. But not all cakes have frosting (cue gasps and faints). I know, what a shame! (no sarcasm) But not all frosting is good. Some may argue, like my 2 year old cousin (If she ever got my name right). I actually know many people who don't like cake, and when I gave them some, they threw it across the room!
I have a story, a story about my pet cake. No dissing!!!
I was sleeping when I heard a noise in the kitchen. I didn't go into the kitchen, like some idiots, no I stayed in my room cowering for my life (I was home-alone) when it came in. The slick grin on its triangular face-y thing. It came for me...
And I'm going o leave it there. I will update the second part this week sometime.
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Anatomy of Mistreated Things
Художественная прозаWen you've finished reading this true book with true stories, you will find to your horror that many creatures you thought were good, are evil and vice versa. You will find that unicorns are evil creatures and dragons are as sweet as puppy dogs. Not...
