Mulch: holly truth.....or dare?
Me: I totally just heard a dun dun dun after that.
Mulch: I know right? It sounded so evil
Me: EEEEVVVIIILLL
Mulch: EEEVVVIIILLL
Holly: sorry to break up your little....whatever that is, but I choose dare...even though im going to regret it.
Mulch: hmmm I dare you to *whispers in holly's ear and then mine*
Me:*giggles*
Holly:*looks like a ghost she's so pale* do I have to?
Artemis: have to what?
Me: nothing. Dont worry about it.
Artemis: fine
Me: ok *smiles*
Mulch: just do it holly! God dammit!
Holly: fine. But I am not responsible for what happens afterwards*climbs on top of butler and starts making out with him*
Me: *laughs at the horrified look on artemis' face*
Artemis: *lunges at me after mulch is done laughing*
*as a self-defense I punch Artemis in the face. He punches back. Blah blah blah we're fighting. I pin him to the ground and am about to punch some more when butler pulls Artemis away*
Me: oh you guys are done? Ok and I thought I'd have to rent a room *grins*
Artemis: *tries to break free so he can hit me again*
Mulch: jeez holly, see what you did?
Butler: I want me and Artemis out of here now.
Me: haha no
Butler: what did you just say?
Me: I said no. I know you think you can intimidate me, but you cant. This is my world and I say you cant leave.
Butler: why do you want us here anyways? For your amusement? We aren't puppets or play things.
Me: you know what? You are right
Butler: I know. So we can go?
Me: pfft no. But I am going to actually play the game with you guys now.
Foaly: oh goody
No.1: that was very sarcastic
Foaly: yea yea it was
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Artemis Fowl truth or dare
RandomTruth or dare. Part two is by Daughter_of-Athena. I do not own Artemis Fowl or any of the characters from the series. Those belong to Eion Colfer. I just own the made up characters. Yeah....Have Fun!
