Tyler: MMMMUUUULLLLCCCCHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mulch:ugh
Mia: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Mulch: *sighs*
Val: MULCH!!!!
Mulch: *in a terrible posh British accent* Yes my dearies?
Mia: MAKE OUT WITH FOOD
Mulch: Excuse me?
Tyler: YEAH WE KNOW HOW MUCH YOU WOVE IT
Mulch: What?
Val: Your next dare is, and I quote "Take an item of food from the refrigerator and kiss it passionately for 90 seconds."
Mulch: Where do you get these?
Val: I would tell you, but then I'd have to kill you
Mia: TELL HIM TELL HIM
Mulch: Well that's nice!
Tyler: You don't want to break the fourth wall?
Val: No, I don't think my writing skills are to that level yet
Artemis: What writing skills?
Val: Oh. You know. Mine.
*Mia is evilly laughing in the background and banging her head against the wall*
Holly: I think it IS time we got some answers.
Mia: Yes you deserve them
Tyler: She thinks?
Holly: YES I THINK
Val: Not everyone gets what they deserve and you will get your answers later.
Butler: Wow, I thought everyone had forgotten that we don't know everything
Foaly: It DID seem like we were being quite a bit more nice and trusting towards them and this whole situation in general. I mean, ONE OF THEM SHOVED A PINECONE DOWN MY THROAT!
Val: CAN'T YOU LEARN TO LET THINGS GO? SHE SAID SHE WAS SORRY!
Foaly: NO SHE DIDN'T
Hope: Yeah, I didn't
Artemis: And they like annoying me on purpose
Tyler: Well it is funny
No1: They seem like nice people
Mia:*Still laughing evilly*
*everyone is arguing*
Val: EVERYBODY SHUT UP! Mulch do your dare. NOW!
Mulch: Okay
Butler: After this dare, we are leaving.
Val: HA! No you're not
Artemis: You can't tell us what to do
Val: Ok what about this. You don't know where the exit is and we will be getting a new player next round. A wonderful present for this argument.
Holly: What is it?
Val: You'll see
Mulch: *making out with a peach*
A.N.
Hope ya liked the chapter! And, the peach was chosen because it is a reference to another story here on Wattpad called 'I love ur peach' by conrooke. You should check it out. Anyways that is the update for today aaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnndddddddddddddd as always *Peace ;3
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RandomTruth or dare. Part two is by Daughter_of-Athena. I do not own Artemis Fowl or any of the characters from the series. Those belong to Eion Colfer. I just own the made up characters. Yeah....Have Fun!
