Artemis Fowl truth or dare

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A.N.

I know I haven't updated in forever and I am sO SO sorry. (honestly, it is very hypocritical of me sense I'm always complaining about other people not updating) BUT to make it up to you guys I am working on another fanfic. I'm not going to put it on here until I am finished writing it though so you guys can get steady updates. BUT IT WILL HAPPEN. And while I am wasting your time, does anyone know any good Hartemis and/or Phan fanfictions? I feel like I've read them all... ANYWAYS BACK TO THE GAME!!!

Val: Butler....Guess what buddy?

Butler: What?

Val: Ummm guess.

Butler: WHAT?

Val: wow straight to the point aren't you? can't ya have a little fun?

Josh: Yeah

Tyler: Did you hear something

Josh: ARE YOU KIDDING ME???? NOT AGAIN!!!!!!!

Butler: JUST TELL ME WHAT I NEED TO KNOW

Val: Well someone's crabby

Mia: We've got a dare picked out just for YOU

Butler: oh god

Mia: I'm not God. But thanks for the compliment

Tyler: I'M SATAN

Val: I'm Jesus

Mulch: I'm hungry

Tyler: Hi Hungry

Mia: I am very very confused...Mulch you are also in this dare

Mulch: Oh really! Little ol' me?

Val: Is that Lil' Gideon?

*everyone looks at Val confusingly*

Val: No? okay...

Mia: ANYWAY, Butler you have to sit perfectly still while Mulch tries to move you by any means possible

Artemis: What's the point of this?

Val: Fun

Artemis: Why?

Val: Because friendship

Artemis: That doesn't make sense

Val: Does it? Does it really?

Artemis: No, it doesn't. And being hypothetical doesn't justify that

Val: I AM JUSTICE

Artemis: What?

Val: Obviously you don't watch enough anime

Artemis: I don't watch anime

Val: Well you should

Mia: GUYS ENOUGH THEY NEED TO DO THE DARE

Val: ok

Artemis: Fine *mutters* weeb

*Butler is perfectly still until Mulch's fart blows him away. Literally. Butler hits the wall*

Josh: That's gotta hurt

Tyler: No dur

Josh: Shut up!

Tyler: NEVER!!!

A.N.

There we go! Again sorry I will try to stop procrastinating and do this more often. BYEEEEE! ;3