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Annoying 1: So England can I borrow your dick?

England: Bloody Hell, What is wrong with you, you bloody wanker!!!

Annoying 1: Noo I meant your dick.

annoying 1: I meant your Desk. Stupid Auto correct.

England: Ah I see, But sure you can borrow my dick.

Annoying 1: So I can borrow your dick, or your desk?

England: My Desk!!!

Annoying 1: Just making sure.

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 Starlight: Hey Austria?

Austria: what is it Starlight?

Starlight: Why do you have a pole on your base.

Austria: I Do Not Have A Pole On My Base!!!

Starlight: I meant, why do you have a mole on your face!!! Geez, Tame your tampon.

Austria: I dont know why I have a mole, And i dont have periods and also i dont use tampons.

Starlight: Ok Ok, dont get your panties in a knot, gosh.

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Canada: Starlight, Can you come over and help me build this dick for Kuma please?

Starlight: I dont know how to build a dick, but i can build a table.

Canada: Maple, I mean build a desk for kuma.

Starlight: Sure thing, But kuma might prefer your dick instead.

Canada: Do you mean desk starlight?

Starlight: Oh, sorry, but yeah.

Canada: Ok, see you at my house.

Starlight: see ya

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Prussia: Hey frau wanna cum and make out.

Starlight: No thanks, I dont want to make out.

Prussia: Nien, I meant come and hang out, But we could make out~

Starlight: I already got plans with my best friend, and nope.

Prussia: awwwwww. But I wanted to make out~

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I HOPE YOU ENJOY, AND  I MAIGHT BE MAKING OTHER ONE IN THE FUTURE. SEE YA!!!


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