Late at night Japan angerly put live worms in my lunch box. (Me: All I did was burn your manga!!!)
Italy copies me because I annoy him.(Me:*pokes Italy a lot*)
Romano kissed me because I stalked him.(Me:*stalking Romano* Romano:*kisses me* Me: ajkdgasjkgfshjgfsjdgv!*flips out*
France hates my guts.(me: I kicked him In the Eifle Tower a lot of times)
Canada punched me because I was more awesomer than Prussia.(me: owww. Why U do this to meh)
Finland r**ed me because I was cold. (me: NO STOOP FINLAND, NOOOOOOOOOOO)
England fangirls with me because it's fun and we were bored.
Japan thinks I'm rude. (me: You put live worms in my lunch box!!!)
I was dying of stupid and Turkey became yandere because I said I loved him and then he kissed me.(me:whaaaaaat)
Canada wants to become one with me because I'm sweet.(me: ok. I would've said no since you punched but ok.)
france stole my cieling fan so I shoved him down a toilet. (me: get down the toilet!!!)
Italy trolled me.(me: really!!!)
Austria kicked me into a well so I roasted his bed.(me:let it burn, let it burn, this is what you deserve!!!)
( these are so weird.)
