me: Hey England!!!
England: What do you want Starlight?
me: Have you ever got laid in a hospital bed?
England: BLOODY HELL, WHY WOULD YOU ASK THAT INAPPROPRIATE QUESTION!!!
me: What?!? I was just asking if you ever got laid in a hospital bed? Whats so wr- Ohhhhhh, I see. You thought that I meant something different. Well. Have you ever gotten laid before?
England:....(-_-)...
me: I'll take that as a no. Oh well, see ya later England!!!
England: Hopefully I don't see you at all later.
me: I heard that!!! BYEEEEEEEE
