Drunken Predjudice

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                                                  Saturday 3am
*Bailey scrambles to find her phone tangled in the covers as it blasts out BB GOOD*
(Bailey) *half asleep* h-hullo?
(Nick) *whispering* hey...s'me
(Bailey) oh hey how was your party *Hears Nick cover phone and Dad's mad muffled voice in the background* hello?
(Nick) hey I'm here
(Bailey) did dad bust you? He sounds mad
(Nick) yea...he is pissed...Joe is PLASTERED
(Bailey) WHAT?! Are you serious?
(Nick) I'm serious
(Bailey) did you drink?
(Nick) yea...a little
(Bailey) you did not...*not believing it*
(Nick) yea I had two shots...I would have stopped at one but it was tequila and it meant licking Izzy so I couldn't pass it up
(Bailey) wait...what? What are you talking about?
(Nick) tequila...you lick salt before the shot and...well we licked the salt off of the girls necks
(Bailey) I am too sleepy to understand ...did I hear you right? You LICKED someone?
(Nick) *chuckle* mmhmmm
(Bailey) ok first off...you can lick girls necks anytime you want there doesn't need to be alcohol involved...you better eat something before you go to bed AND Dad is going to beat your ass...I hope licking this Izzy was worth it 
*Nick laughs*
(Bailey) Lemme talk to Joe
(Nick) K 
(Joe) 'lo
(Bailey) Joe
(Joe) B
(Bailey) Joseph
(Joe) Bailey
(Bailey) Joseph Adam
(Joe) Monkey Joe
(Bailey) my middle nickname is Joe? 
(Joe) I like it...
(Bailey) you are drunk
(Joe) and...you are...perceptive
(Bailey) did you just say perceptive?
(Joe) *laugh* yea ...wait...what...
(Bailey) How much did you drink?
*No answer*
(Bailey) JOSEPH
(Joe) SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhh I'm here...I'm being quiet cause Dad is pissed off...
(Bailey) Joseph
(Joe) what
(Bailey) learn from my mistake...go get Tylenol right now and hide it away somewhere
(Joe) ok
(Bailey) gimme Nick
(Nick) hey...
(Bailey) eat something before you go to bed
(Nick) I will, you mad at me?
(Bailey) a little
(Nick) oh...
(Bailey) Well....we don't know how D and alcohol will get along plus you know Dad is pissed it seems really reckless for you
(Nick) that was kinda the point...be normal stupid teens for a night
(Bailey) I'm not going to lecture you....I'm tired....call me tomorrow I'm going to bed
(Nick) Ok, love you
(Bailey) love you 
*Click*
Saturday 10am
*B wakes to a now familiar ringtone*
(Bailey) *sleepy,grumpy* 'lo?
(Nick) *sleepy* hey s'me
(Bailey) Geez...what time is it
(Nick) 7am here....so 10 there, I thought you would be awake
(Bailey) *grumbles* I wasn't, what are you doing up so early?
(Nick) Dad woke us up at 5
(Bailey) oh, you have a lot of stuff today?
(Nick) Nope...just did it to torture us
(Bailey) HA...oh....how ya feeling?
(Nick) I'll be fine....Joe however...
(Bailey) WAH WAH *game show loser sound*
(Nick) yea...
(Bailey) I told you Dad would get you
(Nick) he didn't really do anything, just made us get up early and has hidden all the pain reliever.
(Bailey) What?! *scoffs* I drank on accident and I get the belt and you two purposefully get hammered and he does nothing? That is bull!
(Nick) are you seriously mad that we didn't get the belt...'cause I'm kinda wanting to hang up on you right now
(Bailey) no...not mad that you didn't...pissed that I DID *grumbles* not that I'm surprised its become quite clear that the male Jonai get special treatment
(Nick) HEY that isn't true!
(Bailey) uh, yes it is! Ask anyone!
(Nick) seriously you are grumpy I'm going to let you go
(Bailey) fine whatever *click*
Bailey's Inner Monologue
That is just flat out bullshit...the boys definitely get special treatment...that proves it right there. Not that I want them to get in trouble, because I don't, but that just ticks me off!...UGH! and now I'm too pissed to sleep....thanks Nicholas!