When The Lights Go Down CONTINUED...

Armpit Confessions

(Nick) can you snuggle in my smelly armpit now and we go back to normal, cause fighting with you sucks

(Bailey) *giggles* gee, its no wonder Izzy likes you...do you sweet talk all the ladies like that?

(Nick) just my favorite *smiles*

(Bailey) *smiles* so I'm still your favorite?

(Nick) pfff! You KNOW you are...

(Bailey) *shrug* still nice to hear it though

*Nick pulls B up into her spot on his shoulder and she nuzzles in as usual*

(Bailey) *deep breath* my spot....I might actually sleep tonight...

(Nick) *chuckles* you realize at some point you are going to have to get used to sleeping without me there...

(Bailey) why would I have to do that?

(Nick) uhhh, I dunno...in like 40 years or so when you get married your husband might feel a little weird about me snuggling in at night...

(Bailey) first off....40 YEARS?

(Nick) I think I should be ok with the idea of you sleeping with another guy by then...

(Bailey) I am NOT waiting til I'm 55 to have sex!

(Nick) SEX? Who said anything about sex? You aren't EVER allowed to do that...I just meant actually SLEEP in the same bed with another guy

*Bailey slaps Nick's chest*

(Bailey) you aren't funny

(Nick) fantastic....wasn't trying to be

*B rolls her eyes*

(Bailey) that's fine...I won't ever have sex then...

(Nick) glad you see things my way

(Bailey) sure, no problem...I wont have sex...as long as you don't

(Nick) yup...that...wait...

(Bailey) what? *smirk*

(Nick) Hey, that reminds me...

(Bailey) of?

(Nick) trampoline

(Bailey) when you think of sex it reminds you of trampolines?

(Nick) you've been having all kinds of fun on trampolines lately so I've heard...care to elaborate?

(Bailey) uh, nope

(Nick) HA...wait, lemme rephrase that...

(Bailey) I didn't DO anything if that's what you are implying

(Nick) define anything

(Bailey) you are a snoop

(Nick) and you are avoiding my question...which just makes you appear more guilty FYI

(Bailey) New years...when I snuck over there to get my kiss...It was on the trampoline

*Nick clenched his jaw*

(Bailey) stoppit

(Nick) I didn't say anything

(Bailey) you are doing that jaw clench thing

(Nick) what jaw clench thing? I don't do a jaw clench thing

(Bailey) pfffffft you do it when you are frustrated or when you are mad about something and you are trying to cool off and collect your thoughts before you speak...you kind of do it a lot actually

(Nick) was the trampoline scene anything like what Livie walked in on the other day in your room?

(Bailey) *raises head and looks at Nick in shock* how'd you...GRRRR...I am going to KILL her! I cannot believe she snitched on me!

(Nick) she is my spy...I pay her in pickles

(Bailey)are you serious!?

(Nick) no, I called her to check on her and Peanut...it slipped...

(Bailey) ugh...

(Nick) Is that whats it like? I go away and you are sneaking around with Sam?

(Bailey) No, it wasn't like that...

(Nick) he was in your room...on your bed...and according to Lili...she quoted Mom saying it was looking "very inappropriate"

(Bailey) first off.....we were kissing....and secondly Mom coined that little phrase on YOU so you are hardly in the position to be scolding me.

(Nick) considering I know what I was doing when she coined that phrase makes me think I'm in the perfect position to be doing the scolding...no one was home and there are no boys allowed in your room...

(Bailey) details....minor ones...what do you want me to do? Just never kiss Sam?

*Nick smirks*

*Bailey slaps his chest*

(Nick) ouch *chuckle* no...just don't do anything you wouldn't want ME walking in on...just pretend I'm there....that should keep it PG

(Bailey) ugh, you realize I'm never going to grow up normal right? I already can't sleep without you and now apparently I'm not allowed to kiss without you present either...*soured face*

(Nick) total co-dependence...just the way I like it *joking* *smirk*

(Bailey) I will keep it PG

(Nick) good, then I won't have to castrate Sam...I'll mark that off my to do list.

(Bailey) I'm sure he would appreciate that

(Nick) *Kisses the top of B's head* love you

(Bailey) *smiles* love you