we already know that they're all pigeons (but not everytime because it's shit) but what we don't know is that they are very badass and go to underground pigeon parties and get drunk and do high fives with their dirty wings.
anyway, pigeon Josh, pigeon Emma (she's not Julia anymore ok) and pigeon Amy are joigning their underground friends in the underground pigeon party : pigeons Niall, Ross (vampire pigeon as we know), Pete, Evan, Louisa and Estelle (and Katie why not but she hasn't arrived yet bc she's eating kitkat bars on the floor).
they all have fun together but after 1am you know trains ain't working anymore so they decide to drink humans patience and of course humans pee (bc it's underground ygm) and then they get drunk so Louisa starts flirting with Niall but suddenly she's losing all her disgusting feathers so she is very ashamed and Niall gives her his beret to hide her naked body pigeon.
while ross is drinking unicorns blood because he is a vampire pigeon, Emma's talking to bitchy drunk Josh about how it feels to break a fucking innocent guitar on stage and as he becomes to be rude, Amy arrives and slap the bitch with her dirty wings because she's still a pigeon. Evan puts his shades on and everyone applauses Amy because she's the hero of the day
but because it's not that much interesting, they all start to sing happy birthday to Camille because she's the coolest pigeon of the day
THE END, PART 1
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Pigeon Stories // The Strypes
FanfictionWarning : What you are going to read is pure bullshit. I really apologise for that, and I swear I'll try my best to write a new story, but a good one this time. Please don't Forget to comment because it's still nice to know what you think about this...
