2Day were gonna go 2 Ohioh 4 a consert
Bunch of read neck hilbilys
Lol
So we gonna preform & shit
We finaly got dere & gawt redy 4 da vip part
Dere waz sum weard chikc criing & stuf
I felt reel bad cuz i cri wen I sea miself 2
Da chikc gawt 2 us & waz freekin out
Butt wen she gawt 2 me she startd criing
I huggd her cuz ereybody needs sum Donny
Mmmm oo la la
THEN I SLAMD DAT BICH 2 DA GROWND
"JOHN CEEEEENNNNAAAA!" I let owt a miety rawr
Da boyz gawt reely upset & helpd Her up
"Fatality..." I wisperd & walkd awaey
After da show I went 2 da bakc of da bus & saw dat bich form be4
Wate...
WHATS THAT BICH DOIN HEAR?!?!1!1
"WAT R U DOIN ON MAI BUS WIT J-PUPPYS EARS?!?!" I criid owt
How daer she
IM DONNY FUKCING MURILLO
(If you haven't noticed yet, I add that to EVERY chapter)
"The guys said that I could live with them for the rest of the year the same way they do in all of the cliché fan fictions." She explaned
"Gawd damit guiz"
"Hey," J-Puppy startd talkin "You hit her really hard, man. We were afraid that she was going to sue us..." He wisperd da last part
"Ya ya ok"
I startd walkin 2 Mai bunk wen all if a suden I reelized just hoo dat bich waz
"UR DAT 1 BOOTY SHAKIN GURL @ DA MALL!!!!" I yelld
"Oh my goodness! You recognized me, Donny! HAVE MY BABIES YOU SEXY BEAST!" Da gurl naemd terrisa screemd as her cloths where rippd form her body
(We're gonna spell it like "Terrisa" when in Donny's POV"
"YASSSS!1!!!1!!!!" Den we maed luv
NO
WE DIDNT GET 2 CUZ A BUNCH OF ZOMBAES CAME IN
DOOCE WAZ 1 OF DA ZOMBAES HOLY SHIT
"Pow pow pow" I wisperd wile shootin Mai water gun @ his faec
I waz havin a hard time holdin em off so mom, Charlie, shoewd his weeny
Dey all droppd 2 da flore & deid
2Day has Ben a grate day
Pece
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Hollywood Undead Crack
HumorHollywood Undead Crack is inspired by influential, classic authors such as Edgar Allen Poe, Shakespeare, Sir Lil Jon III, Mr. Clean, and Stephen King. Donny Murillo, a simple man with a simple lifestyle, brings the reader along his marvelous journe...
