HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
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TommoThotBooty: is online.
BananaCurlyHairSquad: is online.
BigDaddyPayne: is online.
Irish4LuckyCharms: is online.
Irish4LuckyCharms: HAPPY HALLOWEEN HOES
TommoThotBooty: thx lil irish dick
BananaCurlyHairSquad: Louis what are you for halloween?
TommoThotBooty: kim k
BigDaddyPayne: i choked
Irish4LuckyCharms: who needs alchol when you can get crazy off candy
BananaCurlyHairSquad: i give out candy because im too lazy to walk around
TommoThotBooty: boo you whore
BigDaddyPayne: dude i was walking to this house right
BigDaddyPayne: and this old woman grabs my arm and whispers " stay away from the evil little demons roaming around, they will attack you and drag you to hell. "
(A/N: ok but literally that actually just happened to me i stg)
BananaCurlyHairSquad: the hell i wouldve been out of there so fast
BigDaddyPayne: i was i was like GOTTA BLAST
BigDaddyPayne: but she gave me like three handfuls of candy god bless.
TommoThotBooty: i have two bags full of candy
TommoThotBooty: harry u can have one bag i got it for you
BananaCurlyHairSquad: SO KIND ILY
Irish4LuckyCharms: i went in a bacon costume and i swear i was mobbed by children
Irish4LuckyCharms: it was terrifying
BananaCurlyHairSquad: OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I HAVE A JOKE FOR YOU
BigDaddyPayne: pls no harry
BananaCurlyHairSquad: PLS HARRY YES
BananaCurlyHairSquad: why couldnt the girls boyfriend get her pregnant?
TommoThotBooty: ..
BananaCurlyHairSquad: he had a HALLOWeenie
BananaCurlyHairSquad: HAHAHHA GET IT
BigDaddyPayne: is offline.
TommoThotBooty: is offline.
IRish4LuckyCharms: is offline.
BananaCurlyHairSquad: OH COME ON THAT WAS FUNNY
BananaCurlyHairSquad: YOU GUYS NEVER LAUGH AT MY JOKES
BananaCurlyHairSquad: is offline.
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A/N: okay wowzers this is almost 300 words and i usually only write 100
BUT GUYS THAT OLD LADY REALLY SAID THAT TO ME
AND SOME GAY KID IN MY CLASS SAID THAT JOKE SO I HAD TO USE IT
HAPPY HALLOWEEN, STAY SPOOKY!
-dessie x
