Fourteen

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I am meeting twaimz in 15 days.

DONT TOUCH ME.

KIK

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BananaCurlyHairSquad: is online.

TommoThotBooty: is online.

BigDaddyPayne: is online.

Irish4LuckyCharms: is online.

ZaddyZayn: is online.

BigDaddyPayne: ZAYN YOUR NAME CHANGE IM SCREAMING

Irish4LuckyCharms: excuse me Liam but i am your daddy

BigDaddyPayne: what can i say im a hoe

TommoThotBooty: my god liam

ZaddyZayn: having just my name got boring

ZaddyZayn: had to spice it up a bit

BananaCurlyHairSquad: WOW ZAYNS A BADASS

TommoThotBooty: harry love

TommoThotBooty: Cállate la boca

BananaCurlyHairSquad: ):

Irish4LuckyCharms: IF ZAYN GETS A BADASS NAME I WANT ONE

Irish4LuckyCharms: has changed their username.

DaddyNiall: better?

BigDaddyPayne: no niall

Irish4LuckyCharms: ok whatEVER

ZaddyZayn: i like your username ni

TommoThotBooty: ALL YALL HAVE WEAK USERNAMES

TommoThotBooty: mines obviously the best

Irish4LuckyCharms: tru

BananaCurlyHairSquad: LOUIS WINS

ZaddyZayn: fam i gtg

ZaddyZayn: is offline.

BananaCurlyHairSquad: same its getting late

BananaCurlyHairSquad: bye guys!!

BananaCurlyHair: is offline.

TommoThotBooty: well then

TommoThotBooty: is offline.

BigDaddyPayne: looks like its just us

Irish4LuckyCharms: nope im mad at you

Irish4LuckyCharms: you love zayn more than me

Irish4LuckyCharms: bye felicia!

Irish4LuckyCharms: is offline.

BigDaddyPayne: NO WHAT

BigDaddyPayne: NIALL GET YOU WHITE IRISH ASS BACK HERE DONT GO

BigDaddyPayne: whatever then

BigDaddyPayne: is offline.

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A/N: so the lunch lady at my school yells at me and my friends because some kid left his trash on the OTHER SIDE of the table

and she was like " whos trash is this? " and i was like " that boy charlie " and THIS FUCKING SAGGY TITTY ASS MONKEY LOOKING BITCH SAYS " no this is now your trash. you need to stay after lunch and throw it away. you wont get a late pass either, you can get detention. " so i was like yeah ok ill pick it up after im done eating.

THIS BITCH GOES TO THE PRINCIPAL AND TELLS HER IM REFUSING TO PICK UP MY TRASH, WHICH I WAS GOING TO DO BUT APPARENTLY I DIDNT DO IT FAST ENOUGH FOR HER LIKING. FR YOU GET PAID FOR CLEANING UP TRASH I DONT.

and now i have a write up on my account from this saggy titty bitch. i hate old people.

-dessie x

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